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    15 Of The Funniest Misheard '90s Rock Lyrics

    Why was Alanis Morrissette so upset about that cross-eyed bear?

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    1. Alanis Morrissette, "You Oughta Know"

    Real lyrics: "It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear, that you gave to me."

    2. Foo Fighters, "My Hero"

    Real lyrics: "There goes my hero, he's ordinary."

    3. Stone Temple Pilots, "Interstate Love Song"

    Real lyrics: "Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame."

    4. Hootie and the Blowfish, "Hold My Hand"

    Real lyrics: "I wanna love you the best that, the best that I can."

    5. Live, "All Over You"

    Real lyrics: "Our love is like water, pinned down and abused for being strange."

    6. Pearl Jam, "Even Flow"

    Real lyrics: "Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies."

    7. Everclear, "Santa Monica"

    Real lyrics: "I am still livin' with your ghost, lonely and still dreamin' of the west coast."

    8. No Doubt, "Just A Girl"

    Real lyrics: "I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite."

    9. Oasis, "Champagne Supernova"

    Real lyrics: "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball."

    10. Counting Crows, "Mr. Jones"

    Real lyrics: "All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful, grey is my favorite color."

    11. Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

    Real lyrics: "Here are now, entertain us."

    12. Foo Fighters, "Monkey Wrench"

    Real lyrics: "What do you do when all your enemies are friends?"

    13. Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Under the Bridge"

    Real lyrics: "Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner."

    14. Marilyn Manson, "The Beautiful People"

    Real lyrics: "The beautiful people, the beautiful people."

    15. The Breeders, "Saints"

    Real lyrics: "Summer is ready when you are."

    Illustrations by Chris Ritter for BuzzFeed.