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Your Choice Of Crimes Will Reveal Your Personality Type

You don't have to actually commit the crimes, obviously. In fact, we strongly encourage you to NOT do crimes!

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Matthew Perpetua
Matthew Perpetua
BuzzFeed Staff

  1. Which of these crimes would you commit if you could 100% definitely get away with it?
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    Arson
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    Tax evasion
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    Mild treason
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    Grand theft auto
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    Murder

  2. Which of these crimes would you do for fun?
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    Breaking into a very rich person's home and getting WILD in there
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    Low-key fraud as part of a long con
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    Identity theft with a side of catfishing
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    Vandalizing government property
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    Buying a literal ton of cocaine and having a craaaaazy party

  3. Which of these crimes could you rationalize?
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    Embezzling money from a major corporation so you can pay off your debts
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    Convincing a lover to murder either an ex or your spouse in a loveless marriage
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    Assassinating a politician you believe to be corrupt
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    Hacking into government computers to find out the TRUTH
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    Using your scientific brilliance to become the world's greatest meth cook

  4. Which of these crimes sounds like a good time?
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    Flagrant public nudity
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    Hijacking an airplane
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    Stealing rare artifacts from a museum, cat burglar style
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    Impersonating a law enforcement officer
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    Kidnapping someone and holding them for ransom

  5. What's the worst crime that you've actually committed?
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    Shoplifting
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    Selling drugs
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    Fraud
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    Vandalism
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    Perjury
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    Framing someone else for a crime you committed
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    Murder
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