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ArsonTax evasionMild treasonGrand theft autoMurder -
Breaking into a very rich person's home and getting WILD in thereLow-key fraud as part of a long conIdentity theft with a side of catfishingVandalizing government propertyBuying a literal ton of cocaine and having a craaaaazy party
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Embezzling money from a major corporation so you can pay off your debtsConvincing a lover to murder either an ex or your spouse in a loveless marriageAssassinating a politician you believe to be corruptHacking into government computers to find out the TRUTHUsing your scientific brilliance to become the world's greatest meth cook
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Flagrant public nudityHijacking an airplaneStealing rare artifacts from a museum, cat burglar styleImpersonating a law enforcement officerKidnapping someone and holding them for ransom
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ShopliftingSelling drugsFraudVandalismPerjuryFraming someone else for a crime you committedMurder
