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    21 Awkwardly Sexual Album Covers

    The Strategy of Penetration is actually a pretty solid record.

    1. Svetlana Gruebbersolvik, My Lips Are for Blowing

    2. Music to Massage Your Mate By

    3. The Vibrators, Watch Over My Little Girl

    4. Barbara Markay, Give Your Dick to Me

    5. Buckner Fanning, The Strategy of Penetration

    6. Johnny Carroll, Do You Want to Touch Me

    7. The Ministers Quartet, Let Me Touch Him

    8. Greg Kendrick, He Touched Me

    9. The Awkward Stage, Heaven Is for Easy Girls

    10. The Handsome Beasts, Beastiality

    11. Dr. Earl A. Goldsmith, Tells Your Son About Sex

    12. W.W. Bauer, M.D. Explaining Sex to Your Little Girl

    13. Dr. Fishbein Talks to a Growing Girl

    14. Dr. and Mrs. J.C. Willke, How to Teach Children the Wonder of Sex

    15. Sex: How Parents Should Instruct Their Children

    16. John Bult, Julie's Sixteenth Birthday

    17. Quim Barreiros, Recebi Um Convite (A Casa Da Joquina)

    18. The Faith Tones, Jesus Use Me

    19. Bob Robert, Histoires Amour Et Sexe

    20. Swamp Dogg, If I Ever Kiss It...He Can Kiss It Goodbye!

    21. Kevin Rowland, My Beauty

    Just so you know, this is a solo album by the lead singer of Dexys Midnight Runners.