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15 Glorious Songs About Pie

Nothing inspires musicians more than pie. Not love, not sex, not drugs. It's pie. Especially if you are Paul McCartney.

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1. Led Zeppelin, "Custard Pie"

This is the gold standard in hard rock songs about pie.
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This is the gold standard in hard rock songs about pie.

2. D'Angelo, "Devil's Pie"

3. Danielson Famile, "Fathom the Night Fruits Pie"

This is one of the most joyful songs in the world. They are referring to the Nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.
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This is one of the most joyful songs in the world. They are referring to the Nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

4. Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks, "Dragonfly Pie"

5. Destiny's Child, "Apple Pie à la Mode"

6. Kenny Chesney, "Key Lime Pie"

7. Oasis, "Magic Pie"

This song is obviously about banana cream pie, the most magical of all pies.
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This song is obviously about banana cream pie, the most magical of all pies.

8. Stone Temple Pilots, "Piece of Pie"

9. The Beatles, "Honey Pie"

Paul McCartney really loves pie.
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Paul McCartney really loves pie.

10. The Beatles, "Wild Honey Pie"

No, like, really, he looooooves pie.
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No, like, really, he looooooves pie.

11. Paul McCartney, "Flaming Pie"

Paul McCartney is a man who is totally passionate about pie — mind, body, and soul.
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Paul McCartney is a man who is totally passionate about pie — mind, body, and soul.

12. Neil Diamond, "Porcupine Pie"

You probably would not want to eat the pie described in this song.
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You probably would not want to eat the pie described in this song.

13. Warrant, "Cherry Pie"

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Warrant did not trust MTV viewers to understand the central metaphor of this song.

14. Prefab Sprout, "Blueberry Pies"

And of course...

15. Don McLean, "American Pie"

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