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15 Struggles Of Being A Broke Ass College Student

SOS drowning in debt.

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1. Stealing sugar packets, napkins, straws, and other necessities from nearby coffee joints. It’s an efficient way to restock, and besides, you’re such a loyal customer, don’t you deserve some extra rewards?

2. You’ve compiled a list of decent stripper names, should you ever decide to go that route. Even though you're more likely to fall off a stage that dance on it.

3. Using your friend’s sorority jacket and going door to door, asking for donations to an upcoming fundraiser that doesn’t exist, and neither does your shame, you horrible, dollar hungry human.

6. Swearing that you see pieces of noodles in the blocks of shit you pop out, because even your digestive system has had enough of your repetitive dinners.

10. The monthly struggle of deciding whether your eyebrows, hair, or wardrobe is gonna be on fleek, because you can only afford to pamper one fragment of your appearance.

11. You borrow your friend’s clothes when you go out, because the fact that you’ve worn the same three outfits on rotation is ruining your ability to Instagram pictures from the night.

13. Flirting with frat boys just so you can be invited upstairs to take shots, because you’ve got finer taste than jungle juice, and who knows, maybe you can cop a bottle if they pass out on the couch.

14. Showing up to all the free events, where they have free pizza that looks so good on in the box, but feels even better down your throat, as you scarf three slices and leave before someone notices.

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