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    11 Reasons Fluffy Cows Are The New Micropigs

    Lautner Farms has bred a herd of fluffy cows. These cows totally shouldn't be a thing, but they are… And we want one.

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    Via lautnerfarms.com

    It takes the farmers two hours and an entire can of hairspray to get them looking this good…

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    View this video on YouTube

    When they walk it's hard to believe they're animals, not two people in cow suits…

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    They're each given a blow dry with a special cow hairdryer before a show.

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    Fluffy cow + fluffy bull = FLUFFY CALVES

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    They don't need a special outfit to go and play out in the snow

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    Admit it… You want to rub your face on their one's flanks…

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    Like us, they have bad hair days…

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    They're the perfect bedtime animal - glass of milk and a teddy bear.

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    You get all the joys of a llama - but no spittle in your face.

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    They're good with children (not roast potatoes and gravy).

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    Whether you like…

    Blondes…

    Brunettes…

    …Or redheads…

    There's something for everybody.