WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? You’re fired. Please show yourself out.
Do you like the taste of sand and old people? Good for you. NO.
This is not a “healthier” option.
Yellower. REAL innovative.
IT’S THE SAME THING AS ONION.
IT’S THE SAME THING AS GARLIC.
Get out of my life, get out of my teeth, get onto my drug test (JUST KIDDING).
16. CINNAMON RAISIN
Ahhhhh a first taste of sweet – you stay.
You work better as a muffin, but you have delicious increased religiousness with savory toppings. Versatile.
An acceptable squish.
Just dressed up enough to be an alterative to the regular plain jane. Solid showing.
9. ASIAGO CHEESE
This bougie bagel topping is the best thing to happen within bakery walls in a long, long time.
5. PIZZA BAGEL
You can have it ANYTIME!
3. CREAM CHEESE AND LOX
The classic way to honor this tradition. Mazel.
These toppings may not all work on their own, but together, they reign supreme. No question.