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The 12 Dos And Don'ts Of Being The Life Of The Party

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DO: Grill the burgers.


Being the grill master is the best job at the party. You look smart, people talk to you, and you smell better than everyone else.

DON'T: Grill the host.



DO: Dance like nobody's watching.


People go to parties to have fun, but nobody wants to be the first person to let loose. That's why everyone loves the first person who has the confidence to bust out some awkward dance moves. You save the party!

DON'T: Dance when there's no music playing.

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Don't be that guy.

DO: Suggest a board game.


It's the perfect group activity for a party if you want to avoid any lags in conversation.

DON'T: Suggest The Hunger Games.


"May the odds be ever in your... annnd I'll see myself out."

DO: Perform karaoke.


Karaoke is not only the perfect way to spice up a party, it's also a great opportunity to ask someone you're sweet on to sing a duet.

DON'T: Perform your one-man play.


The world just isn't ready for Tales from Beyond the Crib.

DO: Bring chips and salsa.


It's not a party until someone brings the chips and dip. Just make sure you're prepared to be showered in affection for your forward-thinking and perfect salsa selection.

DON'T: Bring your dirty laundry.


Literally and metaphorically.

DO: Tell a joke.


Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

A: Because the "P" is silent. LAWLZ!

DON'T: Tell THAT Joke.


You know the one where you look over your shoulders every time you tell it? Yeah. Leave that one at home.

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