12 Signs You Are In Philly's Gayborhood

The first time I ventured into the most magical and hallowed of Philadelphia neighborhoods, it was a total accident. In search of a panini dinner and outdoor seating, my friend and I wandered when suddenly, everything became technicolor...

12. Mood lighting becomes redundant...

Really, though. Everything is beautifully lit, making everyone look even more attractive.

11. Even Karaoke Bars look classy

10. Curb appeal is a given

9. Even historical culture includes same sex love

You know these signs? I see them EVERYWHERE. This is the first one I've ever seen to include the initialism "LGBT"

8. You stroll into a bookstore and it looks like this...

Oh, maybe I'll just go pick up that James Patterson novel... holy rainbows...

7. Names of clubs have left the entire concept of "subtlety" behind...

6. No. Seriously...

5. Did I mention curb appeal?

4. In case you get lost, there are friendly rainbow street signs to nudge you in the right direction

This was my first clue that I was not in Kansas anymore...

3. As soon as you enter, you will never want to leave...

2. Remember. Trust the signs.

Even Google maps labels this area of Philly "Gayborhood"

1. Embrace the love! You're in one of the most LGBTQ-friendly cities in America!