Paid Post
11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now
Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your home sweet home. Never stop moving until you find the right place for you, with help from Penske.
1. Your landlord never fixes anything.
thekirbster/(CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: kirbyurner
"Oh, your ceiling leaks every time your upstairs neighbor showers? I'll get to it in the next couple of months."
2. Your roommate is the queen/king of passive-aggressive notes.
Brandon O'Connor/ (CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: brand0con
Half the time you don't even understand what you did wrong.
3. Actually, everyone leaves a LOT of notes.
nicolerjames / Via instagram.com
Eh.
4. Everyone in your building has very grouchy babies.
Via tackyraccoons.com
And they CRY. A LOT.
5. You literally have no cell service.
Via cheezburger.com
Your apartment is pretty much a BLACK HOLE.
6. Your monthly rent costs as much as a downpayment on a small house.
Doug Waldron/(CC BY-SA http://2.0) / Via Flickr: dougww
The rent is too damn high.
7. There are mice playing house in your pantry.
Via cheezburger.com
Sounds cute, but it's mostly just disturbing.
8. You bought stock in pepper spray.
Lauri Rantala/(CC BY http://2.0) / Via Flickr: wstryder
Your walk home feels vaguely post-apocalyptic. Is that a wolf on a motorcycle? Just don't make eye contact.
9. You had a fling with your hot neighbor, and now you see them in the elevator EVERY DAY.
Dieselducy, Andrew R / Via en.wikipedia.org
SO AWKWARD.
10. You no longer receive rent invoices, but you do receive late notices on rent.
Via korewa-danica.tumblr.com
Gee, thanks.
11. And, of course, ghosts.
Via blake4monthsss.deviantart.com
oOoOoOoOoOoOo. Spooky.