4. Or wear a jaunty hat.
17. Sit however and wherever you want to sit.
19. Enlist the help of a higher power.
20. Use these words.
21. Make the most of your job.
22. Do a little redecorating.
29. Or your kids.
37. Fill your fridge with something you love.
38. Break your diet.
40. Or an ingenious one.
43. Put some Kool-Aid in your beer.
46. And that life is both sweet AND sour.
48. Give yourself a fucking hug.
You deserve it!
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