Nifty·Posted on May 31, 201348 Ways To Make Your Life A Million Times BetterYou owe it to yourself to try.by by Peggy WangBuzzFeed Staff, by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Start your day with this book. meme-meme.org 2. Wear what you love. bestpal.tumblr.com Don't forget a snack or seven. 3. Do your hair. rinnieriot.blogspot.com 4. Or wear a jaunty hat. 5. Make your money burgle-proof. rockstar-on-a-budget.tumblr.com 6. Ensure you're prepped to face the world. buzzfeed.com With this DIY garter belt. 7. Eat breakfast without getting cheese dust on your fingers. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF buzzfeed.com If you don't think that Cheetos are part of a nutritious and delicious breakfast then we have nothing left to say to each other. 8. Scramble an egg inside of its own shell. moziy.com It's magical. Watch the video here. 9. Defeat the monster that is the freezing cold toilet seat. humortrain.com 10. Take a relaxing bath with a book. reddit.com And use a retractable leash to make sure it never falls in again. 11. Remind yourself how perfect you are. mistakesandpancakes.tumblr.com 12. If you have a baby, make sure he or she is all clean. thefancy.com 13. And safely ensconced in the best fort of all time. grosgrainfabulous.blogspot.com 14. At work, make this your desktop wallpaper. iheartchaos.com 15. Or turn your computer into a Shaquintosh. afternoonsnoozebutton.com 16. Buy something crazy on eBay. tumblr.com 17. Sit however and wherever you want to sit. 18. Make up a new screenname. tyrannosaurs-sex.tumblr.com 19. Enlist the help of a higher power. 20. Use these words. 21. Make the most of your job. 22. Do a little redecorating. 23. Back home, make over your bathroom. baby-donut.tumblr.com 24. Attach a car vent air freshener to your AC. instagram.com Your place will smell amazing (at least, as amazing as a car air freshener). 25. Cover your refrigerator in pizza. tumblr.com 26. Turn your backyard into a comfy oasis. instagram.com 27. Velcro your remote controls. tumblr.com You'll never lose them again. 28. Make your cat do all the work. toocooltobehipster.tumblr.com 29. Or your kids. 30. Unwind by making a rainbow rose. pinappu.hubpages.com Get the directions here. 31. Or some pornographic perler art. tumblr.com 32. Jump around. supersamirai.tumblr.com 33. Take a sassy selfie. tumblr.com 34. Make an extension cord monster friend. humortrain.com 35. Replace your queen with the mother of all queens. catastrofe.tumblr.com 36. Take a nap on a comforting bed of breadsticks. tumblr.com 37. Fill your fridge with something you love. 38. Break your diet. 39. Make a quick and easy dinner. reddit.com Just press the hot water button without inserting any pods, and you’ll have the meal of your dorm-room dreams in seconds. 40. Or an ingenious one. BACON TACO. 41. (But remember the old adage:) tumblr.com 42. Draw chalk around the food that you don't want ants to get in. wikihow.com Like your pet's food bowl. 43. Put some Kool-Aid in your beer. 44. Put scrunchies on your dog. tumblr.com 45. Remember that Bill Clinton used to listen to Hole. weird-vibes.tumblr.com 46. And that life is both sweet AND sour. 47. Be glad you're not these guys. cameronr.tumblr.com 48. Give yourself a fucking hug. You deserve it!