A promotional site for the new Star Trek movie lets you upload a photo of yourself and converts you into a talking Vulcan.
Here's me (note to self: don't ever get a bowl cut, neckhair is unflattering):
Umm, yeah. I have no ego because I look like an abused Liza Minelli who took too many hormone pills.
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