1. Serial Wired Christmas Lights
2. The British Tap
3. The Microwave Keypad
4. Economy Airplane Seats
Just sit back, relax, and nestle your lower back into the weird, slight C-curve that defies human contour.
5. NYC Parking Signs
6. Clamshell Packaging
7. And really just any packaging that requires the thing inside to actually open it.
8. The NOKIA N-Gage
Like talking into a taco, basically.
9. The Pencils You Used in Elementary School
10. The Juice Carton
11. Apple's iPhone 5c Case
12. The iPod Sock of 2004
13. 9-Pin Connectors
14. Almost Any Metro or Parking Ticket Machine
15. FIAT Multipla
"There's something totally discordant about the front end of this car and I can't stop staring at it...as if it were a six-fingered hand or a baby with two faces."