1.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Triangle
2.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Loaf Of Bread
3.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Rug
4.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Shrub
5.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Chicken
6.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Mime
7.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Male Model
8.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became Some Guy's Beard
9.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became Jared Leto
10.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Pair Of Earwarmers
11.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became An Owl
12.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Professional Photographer
13.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became Donald Trump
14.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became Batman
15.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Linebacker
16.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became Princess Leia
17.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Delicious Bowl Of Ice Cream
18.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Puzzle Master
19.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Librarian
20.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Hedgehog
21.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Table Centerpiece
22.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Yin Yang
23.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Coffee Warmer
24.
They Said I Could be Anything...So I Became A Pilates Instructor
25.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became A Russian Grandmother
26.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became The Pied Piper Of Hamelin
27.
They Said I Could Be Anything...So I Became An Assassin
