The Amega Wand

A magical wand containing special minerals that clears the toxins and impurities from the bio-energetic field.

It has many uses, from fixing back pain, to quelling the bitter acidic aftertaste in wine, to increasing the potency of food. And it also probably doesn’t work and was probably developed by Oompah Loompahs, but we’ll let you make the call on that.

 
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