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Now you know what to do when utter tragedy strikes.
If your burger is falling apart, turn it upside down. The top bun is usually bigger and can support the ingredients better.
Make sure both the plate and the bowl are microwave-safe, and that the plate fits snugly over the bowl.
Mattress photo via Instagram.
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You can try this with tubes of mascara too.
Banana photo via The Unoriginal Support.
BONUS: no glass to clean!
Never get out of bed to change the channel AGAIN. Now that's "freedom."
Of course, then you actually have to clean the grater, which creates a whole other First World problem that you'll have to just figure out on your own.
If that doesn't work, try STOP + STOP + STOP + PLAY.