Four Loko

You’ll forget Sparks ever existed.

So I’m back from a whirlwind cross-USA tour, and I think we generated more press for this alcoholic beverage than for the actual band. Rightfully so, as the watermelon flavor boasts 12% alcohol as well as energy-inducing herbs, while tasting like a piss-soaked Jolly Rancher. (No, that’s a good thing. My favorite flavor though, is “red” which has slightly less alcohol content but tastes like Hi-C!)

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