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    25 Cruise Hacks That Will Have You Vacationing Like A Damn Pro

    If you spent your whole tax refund on a cruise, you are not alone.

    1. Wanna avoid kids? Go on a sailing stint longer than 7 days during the school year.

    If you do want a cruise with lots of kids, go on a 3-4 day cruise during the summer.

    2. Bring a water bottle and fill it up at the gym or spa, especially if you're not springing for the unlimited beverage package.

    They usually have fruit or cucumber-infused water to boot! A bottle also comes in handy when the ports don't have drinkable water.

    3. Before you go on board, download your cruise line’s app. If you wait until you’re already on board to download it, you may be charged a wi-fi fee.

    4. Buy the wi-fi packages BEFORE you get onto the ship.

    They'll be 10–15% cheaper than buying onboard.

    5. Get a cheap-ass waterproof watch and set it to "ship time" so you don't accidentally miss boarding time.

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    Arrivals and departures will most likely be on "ship time" and if you go by port time instead, you could risk missing the boat and getting stranded at the port.

    6. You'll need to bring your cruise ID everywhere with you, and the best way to keep track of it is with a lanyard.

    7. Get some walkie talkies if you're traveling in a group.

    Since you probably won't have wi-fi or cell services, it'll make your life a lot easier in terms of communicating and keeping track of one another. There are also the in-cruise messaging apps, but then of course you wouldn't get to walk around with a walkie talkie going, "10-1! 10-1!"

    8. Your room WILL be short on electrical plugs, which is why it's smart to bring your own power strip.

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    Just make sure that it has no surge protection, otherwise it could eff with the ship's own electrical system.

    9. Another absolutely essential purchase: bulldog clips to secure towels to deck chairs.

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    It gets mighty windy up there. This also helps to reserve your poolside seat — otherwise, your towel might be misinterpreted as abandoned.

    10. Wait until the last day to buy from the onboard gift shop. They lower the prices towards the end of the cruise.

    11. If you want to stay organized and ensure you're taking advantage of everything the cruise has to offer, bring magnets and a highlighter with you.

    12. Be sure to get some magnetic hooks, too.

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    Given the limited storage, you'll want a place you can hang things, like your cruise pass lanyard and your wet bathing suit.

    13. Study the deck plan for your ship before your trip.

    You'll be less likely to feel frustrated and lost when you're actually trying to get somewhere.

    14. Always grab green apples from the buffet — they will naturally soothe any nausea from motion sickness.

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    "The pectin in green apples will neutralize acid in the stomach, while the natural sugar helps to settle the stomach."

    15. If you have issues with seasickness, get a stateroom that is midship.

    Ideally, your room should be in the middle, lower part of the ship — if you're too high up, you'll feel the waves more.

    16. Choose a new, larger cruise ship. The newer constructions usually include stabilizer installations that minimize seasickness.

    They look like wings on an airplane which keep the rocking and rolling to a minimum.

    17. Bring lots of small bills for tipping.

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    You'll get better treatment while onboard if you tip upfront rather than paying it all at the end.

    18. The cheapest times to cruise are usually around holidays (close to but not ON the holidays) and the start of the school year.

    It'll also depend on where you're going — inopportune weather times are when other people are less likely to travel, and you'll be more likely to capitalize on a good deal.

    19. Pick a cruise line you like, stick with it, and sign up for the membership programs.

    There are insanely good perks like priority theater seating, free wi-fi, and complimentary dinners.

    20. Don't feel bad about ordering multiple dishes at mealtimes.

    21. And speaking of living your best life, when in doubt — always buy the drink package.

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    You deserve a week to not think about whether to have that drink or not.

    22. Avoid the crowds by going to the pool at night and the restaurants during off-peak hours. Eat dinner late on cruises full of families and senior citizens.

    The cruise director can tell you which shows are the least attended, too.

    23. When it comes to how the elevators work, "One ring means going up. Two rings means it is going down."

    "I have told a lot of people about this. Most people said they didn’t know it. There are bells on most elevators one ring means going up. Two rings means it is going down. This helps when some elevators are in front of you and some are behind you. You don’t have to wait until the door opens and ask somebody are you going up or down." - Warner Athey on Quora

    24. Make sure you carry your passport.

    "While technically you may be able to cruise with your birth certificate or other form of ID, you are taking a huge risk if anything happens and you have to fly back home…" - Dirk Hoag on Quora

    25. Don't forget your stretchy pants.

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    #1 MOST IMPORTANT THING!! You won't want to let anything come between you and eating your heart out at the buffets.