A new genre of music characterized by the guitar player’s “crabwalk,” an extremely low stance, wherein both feet are set apart from one another as far as possible in a very deep squat.

It’s been awhile since a new genre of music has come along. Most bands these days are just rehashing alt ’90s music. Anyway, I’m just imagining the kind of tight ass muscles you might get from being in a crabcore band.

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