Buy This Slightly Imperfect Foam Mattress

A seller on etsy tries to spin a heart-shaped placental after-birth stain as a “romantic addition for anyone looking to add that extra spark to your love life.”

This mattress is just waiting to absorb all of your love juices.

etsy.com / Via regretsy.com

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