1. If you want to show your parents how much you love college.
2. If you still live in a dorm.
3. If you're feeling poor.
4. If you're a jazzy single.
5. If you're single with dog.
6.
7. If you have a single friend who's the butt of every joke.
8. If you're married with dog.
9. If you're single with cat.
10. If you ARE a cat.
11. If you're an awesome parent.
12. If you're the "modern family."
13. If your family is on the epic side.
14.
15. If your family has a dark side.
16. Or perhaps just a really dark sense of humor.
17. If you and your family are a roving troupe of acrobats.
18. If you're a just plain big family....
19. And you want to take the snowflake motif as far as it will go.
20. If your spouse is deployed.
21. If you need an excuse to shut the kids up for 30 minutes.
22. Or keep them immobile.
23. If you're newly married.
24. If you want to do one of those joint couple dealies.
25. If you love Elf on the Shelf.
26.
27. If you happen to be throwing the holiday party.
28. If you're a twin.
29. If you're good at Photoshop.
30. Like, really good at Photoshop.
31.
32.
33. Or really bad at Photoshop?
34. If all you want for Christmas is to get high.
35. If your office has a staff of six or less.
36. If your kid is growing up way too fast.
37. If your kids won't grow up fast enough.
