1. DON'T take photos of your food.
2. DON'T take a photo of yourself wearing hipster glasses.
3. DON'T take a photo of yourself trying to be a hipster.
4. DON'T take a photo of your Starbucks latte.
5.
6. DON'T take a photo of your emo bangs.
7. DON'T take a photo of yourself in the mirror.
8. DON'T post photos from your "Girls' Night Out."
9. Unless there are lesbian undertones.
10. DON'T take photos of your shoes.
11. Unless these are your shoes...
12. Whatever this pose is, DON'T
13. Also, whatever this pose is, DON'T.
14. DON'T take a photo with your head cut off.
15. DON'T take a photo of your feet.
16. DO post anything involving glitter.
17. DO take a photo of a toilet.
18. DO post a photo of yourself being incredibly brave as you undergo a medical procedure.
19. DON'T post a photo of yourself at the gym.
20. DO post photos of any anomalies.
21. DO post any photos of yourself interacting with exotic animals.
22. DON'T post photos of only yourself.
23. It's NOT COOL to hint at suicide.
Or look insanely depressed.
24. DON'T post photos of yourself from the backseat of a car.
25. DO post a photo with famous comedians.
26. DON'T post a photo of yourself making Duckface.
27. DON'T post unnecessarily gratuitous photos.
28. DON'T post a photo of yourself, laughing alone.
29. DO post a photo of yourself with a "Friday Night Lights" cast member.
30. DO post artsy photos of yourself.
31. DON'T post gratuitous PDA photos.
32. DON'T post a photo of your creepy eyelashes.
33. DO take photos with children, even if they aren't your own.
34. DON'T post a photo of yourself looking at your own ass.
