1. A drunk guy wore an Engrish shirt.
2. A chihuahua "got ready" for Fashion Week.
3. Someone invented a new hair genre: literal hathead.
4. Men, they wore jorts.
5. There were midgets.
6. Someone went on a hot date to Dallas BBQ (aka best restaurant in the world) during Fashion Week.
7. Old men wore awesome outfits.
8. A corgi puppy attended.
9. Bros partied with pink champagne.
10. People made goofy faces.
11. The artistic boundaries of juggalo makeup were finally pushed.
12. Male models got naked.
13. A man stood in the smallest VIP section ever.
14. People took photos with Mr. Jay.
15. The swaggest person on the planet was photographed outside of Lincoln Center.
16. Kid n' Play!!!
17. People ate fattening foods.
18. People wore mumus.
19. A smug granny DJed.
20. A giant glowing dildo preceded Carolina Herrera down the runway.
21. A boy band was formed at Fashion's Night Out.
22. A rival boy band was formed during lunch outside at Lincoln Center.
23. Someone wore "ironic overalls" to Fashion Week.
24. Meaningless "art" was on display everywhere.
25. An extra from a '90s Prodigy video showed up to the Opening Ceremony party.
26. "Grunge" finally trickled down to disgruntled 8-year-olds.
27. A male model emerged fresh from his mother's womb.
28. Someone forgot to put on undies.
29. People sat on Anna Wintour.
