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    18 Emasculated Versions Of "Manly" Foods

    I'm pretty much over the glorification of "manly" food. All genders need to just agree that everything tastes better in cupcake or muffin form.

    1. Savory Meatloaf Cupcake with Mashed Potato Frosting

    2. Quick Brunch Pizza

    I'd like to think society has progressed to the point where dudes are getting together and "doing brunch."

    3. Cherry Jell-O Shots

    I'd probably be willing to go to a frat party if they were serving these.

    4. Cheeseburger Pie

    5. Taco Cupcakes

    Easier to eat than an actual taco.

    6. Chicken Pot Pie Cupcakes

    7. Loaded Baked Potato Salad

    Thank you, Leslie, for your downright dainty bacon arrangement.

    8. Sloppy Joe Cups

    Puff pastry > bread.

    9. Brownie Hamburger Cookies

    10. Bacon Bouquet

    11. Creme Brulée Guinness Martini

    12. Meatball Salad

    13. Baked Spaghetti and Meatball Cups

    One of these is only 171 calories!

    14. Cheeseburger in a Wrap

    Wraps must not be manly since they never appear in those lists of "manliest foods."

    15. Bacon Cup Salad

    16. Pancake Sausage Muffins

    With syrup dip!

    17. Endive Nachos

    You could put anything in an endive: a buffalo wing, a bbq spare riblet, a filet mignon.

    18. A Puppy-Shaped Hot Dog