Always give yourself the right amount of credit.
There is a time to speak, a time to argue and, of course, a time to shut up.
Women have the royal right to be contrary, so don't you dare questioning it.
Not only defeatism is horrible, but it also makes you sound middle-class!
Vulgarity is NEVER acceptable.
There are times in life when you just need to stop whining and suck it up like a man.
Live your life like everyday is a weekend.
Not liking someone is never an excuse.
Unfortunately, sometimes assassination is not an option. Find other ways to solve your problem.
And above all: never miss the chance to have good pudding!
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