1.
The classic upward belt tuck:
Level of difficulty: 1 pitched tent (out of 5)
2.
The ol’ pocket side-grab:
Level of difficulty: 1 pitched tent (out of 5)
3.
The "I’m just casually going to keep my textbook here”:
Level of difficulty: 1 pitched tent (out of 5)
4.
The "move so erratically that it’s hard to tell what’s going on in your pants" play:
Level of difficulty: 5 pitched tents (out of 5)
5.
The “Hey, look over there!” diversion:
Level of difficulty: 2 pitched tents (out of 5)
6.
The "fake-a-stomach-ache-crouch-walk":
Level of difficulty: 3 pitched tents (out of 5)
7.
The "think about grandma gambit":
Level of difficulty: 2 pitched tents (out of 5)
8.
The "Oops, no, that's just my phone!":
Level of difficulty: 3 pitched tents (out of 5)
Level of difficulty: 2 pitched tents (out of 5)