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19 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Will Crack You Up Then Anger You As A Parent

"My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth."

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My son tossed this at me when I told him to clean his room. I hate kids. 😭

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Just when you think he’s dressed to impress, the boom .......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesn’t want him eating junk & he copies me) So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: β€œssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn’t find out” πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/v9yFAWt3pJ

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My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and...

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My daughter got in trouble for calling a kid who stole her pencil a Hanzo main. My husband and I have been laughing for half an hour. https://t.co/Y1vDfGZZpA

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I told my son he couldnt swim with no supervision. He was upset, took off his clothes & left. He said he didnt want to stay with us anymoreπŸ˜‚ https://t.co/pfb8zDhPyr

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My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out. https://t.co/wHWVhsMBYI

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Pls when is school resuming πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ am tired already πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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My little sister came home crying β€œ they keep saying I look like cardi B β€œ I LOST ITTTT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I was in AT&T today and this was on the display phone...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€

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My little brothers a dumbass lmao Fox News left his ass on read πŸ˜‚

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I got my son a debit card and the first thing he buys.....

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My little brother found this condom in my room and...

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My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, "That's just 4 things." So she's basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.

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I told my daughter I got my hair done and she told me to send her a pic. My 9 year old me gassin me πŸ˜¬πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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My niece wasn't feeling the lemon water

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My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.

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