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    17 Hilarious Tweets About Dating That'll Make You Cry-Laugh

    "Single for so long that you start taking ya own self on dates."


    Sometimes I see an ambulance & wonder if its for me; like I died moments ago & don't know it yet MY DATE: I meant what do u do for a living


    Date: What do you do? Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food


    Women: "I need my man tall I can't date no short man" Her father:


    I told my sister to stop dating broke guys And she told me if that's what all brother were saying to their sisters I would be single too 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠


    fanfic: they're married, 3 kids me: no thanks fanfic: they're in a established relationship me: hmm no fanfic: they've been dating for- me: nope fanfic: they HATE each other and they're basically FORCED to share a bed during a roadtrip - EVENTUALLY they fall in love me:


    Dating as a tall woman I -strap them into a high chair -spoon feed them mashed peas -kiss their foreheads goodnight -tuck them into bed


    is it just me or boys get more attractive when they plan out or have in mind where they wanna take you for a date


    I went on a date to the movies and when he was asking for tickets he said “I’ll take one” and then paid. Turned to me and said “you got yours”


    me: ugh i hate being single its so fucking awful im so lonely why does nobody want to date me id honestly date anyone at this point :/ boy: hi<3 :) me:


    This man asked me on a date and I said maybe, he responded with "I can't plan my weekend around a maybe, so yes or no?"


    don’t try to date a woman you’re not ready for. if you can’t give her what she deserves, leave her alone


    single for so long that you start taking ya own self on dates 🤦🏾‍♂️💀



    There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I’m thinking tonight I’m gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital


    An extremely accurate description of what it's like to hook up with me


    I just emailed this powerpoint to my crush Carter do you think it'll work ://


    Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room

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