We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the weirdest fan fiction they've ever read. Here are the horrifying results.
1. This really weird Harry Potter–Pokémon crossover:
"I read a fanfic where Voldemort had sex with Pikachu…there’s not enough brain bleach in the world, guys."
2. This Magic School Bus catastrophe:
"My drama club and I tried to find the strangest fan fictions we could and read them out loud to each other. I think the winner had to be a Magic School Bus fanfic titled Ms. Frizzle Gets Krunk that included everyone high on drugs, the kids locked in the classroom for days without food or water, and Ms. Frizzle having questionable relations with the lizard. None of us will ever be the same."
3. The My Chemical Romance fanfic that is actually kind of sad:
"One of my friends sent me a link and told me I would hate her. When I opened it, I found a fic in which Frank Iero was a fly and Gerard Way fell in love with him. Eventually Frank kissed Gerard goodbye and let him out into the wild. I was scarred."
4. The quintessential Harry Potter fan fiction, My Immortal:
"My Immortal is a Harry Potter fan fiction about a goth vampire who everybody is in love with. Between the sex scenes, the terrible spelling, and the interesting plot it is truly the worst and weirdest fan fiction I have ever read."
6. The Sherlock Holmes fan fiction that will ruin the way you look at Benedict Cumberbatch:
"I once read a Sherlock Holmes fan fiction that started out with Sherlock and the reader taking a walk through the park, and it was super romantic, and then Sherlock leaned in and just when you thought he was going to kiss the reader, he pulls out a knife, stabs the reader, and eats them."
Yikes.
7. This fanfic involving an overzealous 1D fan and a dusty potato:
"It's been completely wiped off the face of the internet, but I very clearly remember reading one about Harry Styles and a fan who was forcing him to eat an old, dusty potato."
—AnnaMaria DiPietropaolo
8. This fanfic that exposed Donald Trump's true colors:
"I read this one fanfic on Wattpad where this guy was the new bellhop for Trump Tower. He was madly in love with Trump and Trump was secretly in love with him. Long story short, Trump showed his true colors of being a reptilian alien and flew away. Probably the funniest fanfic I’ve ever read."
9. This Star Wars fanfic love story with Kylo Ren and General Hux:
"I also read a Star Wars fan fic where Kylo Ren and General Hux were in a BDSM relationship. It was interesting, to say the least. Very detailed."
10. This Giant Squid of Hogwarts' Great Lake fan fiction:
"There’s a fanfic out there in which the Giant Squid of Hogwarts’ lake fucks the actual castle. It’s so weird and amazing."
11. This really random fanfic about Poot Lovato and Bob Duncan:
"The Life of Poot Lovato. She escapes from the basement of her mom’s house and moves to NYC and gets with Bob Duncan (aka the dad from Good Luck Charlie)."
12. This actually hilarious fanfic about Albus Dumbledore having sex with the Sorting Hat:
"The Sorting Hat fan fiction: Albus Dumbledore has sex with the Sorting Hat. Cringiest line: 'Albus reached into the hat and touched something hard. It wasn’t the sword of Godric Gryffindor.'"
— niftydad
13. This love story between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump that's sure to make fan fiction great again:
"The story was Bernald: Bernie Sanders/Donald Trump. It took place inside Bernie’s hotel room and included a vivid description of Trump wearing nothing but a T-shirt reading “Democratic Socialism.” I washed my eyes out with hand sanitizer."
— PinguE
Note: Submissions have been edited for length/clarity.