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19 Tweets That Will Surprise You Then Crack You The Fuck Up

*PFFT!* Spits drink.

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1. This guy who really went for the drive-by dunk challenge.

So I tried to do the drive by dunk challenge...

2. This bird that is NOT ready for this fidget spinner.

3. This greeting card that requires a double-take to truly appreciate.

4. This sore loser who lost to his mom unfairly.

How can my brother lose to my heavily pregnant mum in a swimming race and then cry that it wasn't fair because it's 'two against one' 😭😭


5. This helpful stranger who would be the best team player.

Absolutely affronted last night when john pulled his hamstring fell to the ground & got a randomer to stretch him o…

6. This toe that doesn't need to deal with fuckboys anymore.

*bangs toe* *never calls toe again*

7. This tweet that's way too relatable for anyone who has had a short commute.

Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that's 2 minutes away


9. This monkey that's slaying while studying abroad.

Why this monkey look like every girl I know studying abroad

10. This ~iconic~ duo that goes hand in hand.

11. This accidental text that turned out to be awesome.

Accidentally sent these pics to the wrong number yesterday. The response was legit tho✊🏿🙌🏿... Really made me smile

12. These ~employees~ who clearly all need raises for their hard work.

My dad takes pictures of the dogs at the houses he works on and posts them on his business' Facebook page as employ…


13. This little sis doing her best makeup tutorial.

When your 8 year old sister makes a makeup tutorial and sees a pad for the first time...what better use?😂

15. This product that didn't turn out exactly how it looks in the advertisement.

so my auntie bought this so my cousins head wouldn't be rolling around on the road and this is what happened 😂

16. This adorable puppy that's actually not a puppy at all.

my mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was look…


17. This quick cleaning solution that is always up for consideration.

Kick it under the fridge

18. This hamster that is not ready for the hamster wheel at all.

My older brother that works at petsmart just casually sent me this video

19. Finally, this car that's giving birth on the road.