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Be Honest And Tell Us What Your Fart Habits Are

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  1. Is farting gross to you?

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    Yes.
    No.

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Is farting gross to you?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    A little bit yeah.
    Nah, not really.

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    A little bit yeah.
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    Nah, not really.
  1. Do you like to smell your farts?

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    Kinda.
    Nah.
    I don't like it but I can't help but smell it.
    Yeah I do. So what?

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Do you like to smell your farts?
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    Kinda.
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    Nah.
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    I don't like it but I can't help but smell it.
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    Yeah I do. So what?
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  1. When you fart under a blanket are you compelled to go under there and sniff it out?

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    Hell no. It fucking stinks under there, that I already know.
    Yes, I must! I just can't resist it.

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When you fart under a blanket are you compelled to go under there and sniff it out?
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    Hell no. It fucking stinks under there, that I already know.
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    Yes, I must! I just can't resist it.
  1. Would you let one rip with your S.O. after 6 months?

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    Hell no.
    Sure, fuck it.

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Would you let one rip with your S.O. after 6 months?
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    Hell no.
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    Sure, fuck it.
  1. How about after a year?

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    Sure! I'm sure there would be some comfort there.
    Heck no techno.

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How about after a year?
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    Sure! I'm sure there would be some comfort there.
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    Heck no techno.
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    Cough REALLY loud over the fart.
    Spread your booty cheeks and let them sneak out.
    Crop dust. Let it out step by step.
    Beatbox while farting so the sounds get mixed up.

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    Cough REALLY loud over the fart.
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    Spread your booty cheeks and let them sneak out.
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    Crop dust. Let it out step by step.
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    Beatbox while farting so the sounds get mixed up.
  1. Typically, how do you handle farting in public places?

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    I'd hold in it
    Gotta let it rip.
    Walk around a let a little toot out every step.
    Let it out in the bathroom.

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Typically, how do you handle farting in public places?
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    I'd hold in it
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    Gotta let it rip.
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    Walk around a let a little toot out every step.
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    Let it out in the bathroom.
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  1. If you were in a car with a date and a silent fart came out by mistake how would you handle it?

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    Ask "What's that smell?"
    Tell my date "Sorry, I passed gas."
    Say nothing and roll the window down.
    Blame my date for the smell.

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If you were in a car with a date and a silent fart came out by mistake how would you handle it?
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    Ask "What's that smell?"
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    Tell my date "Sorry, I passed gas."
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    Say nothing and roll the window down.
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    Blame my date for the smell.
  1. When pooping in a public restroom would it still embarrass you for someone to hear you fart?

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    Nah, not really. We know what restrooms are for.
    Definitely. I'm always silently judging the person that farts loudly when I'm in there.

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When pooping in a public restroom would it still embarrass you for someone to hear you fart?
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    Nah, not really. We know what restrooms are for.
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    Definitely. I'm always silently judging the person that farts loudly when I'm in there.
  1. Your crush just told you a really funny joke and you fart-laugh, what do you do?

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    Ignore it and keep laughing it up.
    Apologize and admit that you just farted.

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Your crush just told you a really funny joke and you fart-laugh, what do you do?
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    Ignore it and keep laughing it up.
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    Apologize and admit that you just farted.
  1. Do it near a trash can or anything stinky really.
    Blame it on someone else.
    Hold it in. A person can't blame you for a fart that never happened.

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    Do it near a trash can or anything stinky really.
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    Blame it on someone else.
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    Hold it in. A person can't blame you for a fart that never happened.

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