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Be Honest And Tell Us What Your Fart Habits Are

Everybody farts.

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  1. Is farting gross to you?

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    Yes.
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    No.
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Is farting gross to you?
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    Yes.
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    No.
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    A little bit yeah.
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    Nah, not really.
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    A little bit yeah.
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    Nah, not really.
  1. Do you like to smell your farts?

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    Kinda.
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    Nah.
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    I don't like it but I can't help but smell it.
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    Yeah I do. So what?
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Do you like to smell your farts?
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    Kinda.
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    Nah.
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    I don't like it but I can't help but smell it.
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    Yeah I do. So what?
  1. When you fart under a blanket are you compelled to go under there and sniff it out?

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    Hell no. It fucking stinks under there, that I already know.
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    Yes, I must! I just can't resist it.
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When you fart under a blanket are you compelled to go under there and sniff it out?
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    Hell no. It fucking stinks under there, that I already know.
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    Yes, I must! I just can't resist it.
  1. Would you let one rip with your S.O. after 6 months?

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    Hell no.
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    Sure, fuck it.
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Would you let one rip with your S.O. after 6 months?
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    Hell no.
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    Sure, fuck it.
  1. How about after a year?

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    Sure! I'm sure there would be some comfort there.
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    Heck no techno.
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How about after a year?
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    Sure! I'm sure there would be some comfort there.
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    Heck no techno.
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    Cough REALLY loud over the fart.
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    Spread your booty cheeks and let them sneak out.
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    Crop dust. Let it out step by step.
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    Beatbox while farting so the sounds get mixed up.
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    Cough REALLY loud over the fart.
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    Spread your booty cheeks and let them sneak out.
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    Crop dust. Let it out step by step.
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    Beatbox while farting so the sounds get mixed up.
  1. Typically, how do you handle farting in public places?

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    I'd hold in it
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    Gotta let it rip.
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    Walk around a let a little toot out every step.
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    Let it out in the bathroom.
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Typically, how do you handle farting in public places?
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    I'd hold in it
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    Gotta let it rip.
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    Walk around a let a little toot out every step.
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    Let it out in the bathroom.
  1. If you were in a car with a date and a silent fart came out by mistake how would you handle it?

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    Ask "What's that smell?"
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    Tell my date "Sorry, I passed gas."
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    Say nothing and roll the window down.
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    Blame my date for the smell.
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If you were in a car with a date and a silent fart came out by mistake how would you handle it?
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    Ask "What's that smell?"
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    Tell my date "Sorry, I passed gas."
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    Say nothing and roll the window down.
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    Blame my date for the smell.
  1. When pooping in a public restroom would it still embarrass you for someone to hear you fart?

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    Nah, not really. We know what restrooms are for.
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    Definitely. I'm always silently judging the person that farts loudly when I'm in there.
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When pooping in a public restroom would it still embarrass you for someone to hear you fart?
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    Nah, not really. We know what restrooms are for.
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    Definitely. I'm always silently judging the person that farts loudly when I'm in there.
  1. Your crush just told you a really funny joke and you fart-laugh, what do you do?

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    Ignore it and keep laughing it up.
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    Apologize and admit that you just farted.
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Your crush just told you a really funny joke and you fart-laugh, what do you do?
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    Ignore it and keep laughing it up.
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    Apologize and admit that you just farted.
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    Do it near a trash can or anything stinky really.
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    Blame it on someone else.
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    Hold it in. A person can't blame you for a fart that never happened.
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    Do it near a trash can or anything stinky really.
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    Blame it on someone else.
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    Hold it in. A person can't blame you for a fart that never happened.

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