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    Updated on May 10, 2019. Posted on Feb 3, 2018

    17 Hilarious Jokes About Pooping That You'll Have To DM To Your Closest Friends

    Spoiler alert: They're mostly crappy.

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    When you gotta shit badly but you at a friends house

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    when you’re in a public restroom and doing random stupid shit in the mirror and the door opens

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    ...being disgusted that your toilet has poop in it after you take a poop.

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    *tries to shit quietly in a public restroom* my ass:

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    Me trying to use a public restroom

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    When you poop and there’s no toilet paper

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    When you really gotta poop and you're racing to the bathroom but you're afraid to run

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    How it feel when you take a dump at your friends house 😂💩🚽

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    Just took a violent shit at the airport, please do not go n the family bathroom at the Jacksonville airport, it stinks & yes I'm responsible

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    WHEN YOURE TAKING A SHIT 💩 AND YOUR SONG COMES ON

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    imagine walking into a public restroom and seeing someone filming this

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    17.

    When you thought it was a fart, now you gotta make it before it seeps thru your pants

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