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When the bbq sauce slightly caressin the macaroni
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i only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day
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My abuelo is a pizza delivery man and had to work on NYE till 2am. So my family ordered pizza just in time for it to get delivered @ 12am so that we could surprise him & welcome the New Year with us! ✨
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To all the ladies out there
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This would be a dope ass Valentine’s Day gift
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I’M- WHEEZING
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When your order number is 59 & they just called 43
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Meat eaters be like “vegan food looks and tastes gross” And then eat something that looks like leftover dishwater
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Good Will Not Hunting #MakeAFilmVegan
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flirting in 2010: touch my butt and buy me pizza flirting in 2019: run me over with your car
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My mans is eating Communion Toast Crunch https://t.co/QVsxruMy8c
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BuzzFeed News reports that Pizza Rat has been replace by Egg roll Squirrel. A New York City-based Squirrel spotted eating an entire egg roll in a tree. https://t.co/xpdkTWVuOO
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Me: *gets comfy with a FAT plate of food and turns on Netflix* Netflix:
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Here's a picture of our new vegan Pizza. Everyone tag Piers Morgan in it to ruin his day. Feel free to join in, @GreggsOfficial 🌱
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it’s been two years but i still think about when jisung ate a whole clementine in one bite
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No matter how he responds to you asking or taking food, I promise this is his exact reaction inside EVERY time.
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Me at Christmas dinner listening to the family gossip
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god when he saw adam and eve eating the apples after he told them not to
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bandersnatch, basically
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Walking out of 5 guys after spending $60 on a burger and a paper bag full of fries
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“I need to lose some weight” also me
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I thought it was fried chicken, then I thought I was wrong but it’s actually fried chicken. https://t.co/Y1iEWdngbL
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📍immigrant parents | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍apologizing | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | 📍cutting up pieces of fruit and giving them to you on a plate