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19 Tweets That Prove We Need More Eavesdroppers In This World

“Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?" “I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.”

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Just overheard my husband say to the baby in baby talk"ur shirt is cute but it says beachbum. You've never been to the beach u fucking liar"

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*Overheard conversation between 2nd grade boys* “Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?” “I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.”

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I actually overheard a woman complain about the amount of girls going around in shorts??? Susan it's 27 degrees and not the year 1756

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Just overheard my mom describing my sister’s boyfriend to her friend. Mom: “He has a master’s degree in non profit management.” Friend: “What?” Mom: “I don’t know it’s some millennial thing.”

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Just overheard my 11yo son on the phone with his friend, "Don't worry, I will bring some of my dad's money."

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After I overheard kid on the playground bragging about how many Ninjago sets he just got: Me: You like Ninjago? Kid: Yeah Me: You like the show? Kid: Yeah Me: (smug grin) Well... Kid: But then the show got bad. Me: ... https://t.co/R0GpZ0GbcY

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Overheard at the gift shop at Griffith Observatory last night: "So have you seen a lot more traffic coming up here because of La La Land?"

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Just overheard my son tell his friend "my mom only buys sweets when they're on sale. She's pretty cheap."

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Just overheard my dad tell the cat that “there’s cats starving in Africa” because he wouldn’t eat his food.

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Daughter: "Mommy, are eagles nice?" Mother: "No. They eat kittens." #mtlmoments #overheard

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#overheard "See young people do tai chi!" "No Mom, I think she's looking for a wifi signal."

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Overheard two girls in their pajamas this morning at Starbucks on Balboa Island

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Overheard in the office 'who's Tom Petty?' 'Some guy old people like' Now weeping inside

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"A new warning about fidget spinners, could they catch fire?" - a real thing I just overheard on the news this morning

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overheard three cops loudly talking about whether they were "growers or showers" I feel so safe, so calm, so protected

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#overheard: "Suing somebody is suuuch a process.. just go & slash their tires & call it a day."

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Overheard a woman in Bryant Park tell a friend "I'm so depressed I've got the Sephoras" and I never heard anything more accurate in my life

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Just overheard on tube: "Did you lock the door? I think I left a croissant on the table"

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I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want