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    Here's 21 Reasons To Prevent You From Getting A Pit Bull

    They're called a bully breed for a reason.

    1. They're all super scary looking:

    2. They play way too rough for other dogs:

    3. They're good-for-nothing party ~animals~:

    4. They don't understand the concept of play-dates:

    5. They'll rudely wake you up from your sleep:

    At Stockton family is crediting their eight-month-old pitbull Sasha with saving them by waking them up and grabbing the baby by the diaper when their house caught on fire https://t.co/he5QI4Xum6

    6. They're impossible to deal with during bath time:

    7. They're very territorial with their food:

    My sister did the “Golden Retriever Egg Challenge” with her pit bull and... it’s true what they say about this aggressive breed huh? https://t.co/Puq9J9RJyF

    8. They're irresponsible and incredibly hard to train:

    9. They're thirsty as hell and have no shame about it:

    10. They never smile:

    11. And it's obvious that they're high on drugs if and when they do smile:

    12. They're awkward runners:

    13. They hate to be cuddled and/or held:

    14. They're horrible with other breeds:

    15. They strike terror in all other animals:

    16. They will stereotypically eat your homework:

    17. They're nosy and will eavesdrop on every conversation in earshot:

    18. They're clingy as hell:

    19. They're dangerous to leave around children:

    20. They'll never let you cosplay with them:

    21. And finally, they're terrible at playing dress-up: