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Todo el mundo tiene un pene que combina con su personalidad. Este es el tuyo

Everyone Has A Penis That Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours

What Kind Of Penis Are You?

Everyone Has A Penis That Matches Their Personality — Here&#x27;s Yours

WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO HIDE OR GET RID OF AN INCONVENIENT BONER

CHOOSE A NAME THAT'S ALSO A FUNNY EUPHEMISM FOR PENIS

PICK A SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE EMOJI COMBINATION

You know exactly what you want out of life! Some would say you have pin point accuracy when you aim for your goals. But you also have a really low tolerance for what you deem as bullshit. It's safe to say that people that have done you wrong are skating on thin ice. Maybe justifiably so, but still, that would make you a needle dick, own it.

You're a needle dick

You have a short temper, but it's usually with good reason. One might argue that you're impatient. Most of the time you're short and sweet, so it evens out for most people you come into contact with. Maybe you should set some long term goals to balance out the short fuse ya got.

You're a chode

You're really shy, but once you open up it's smooth sailing for you and others. You sometimes can enjoy a bit too much of your privacy so that would make you a turtle dick. You're still cool to be around though.

You're a turtle dick

You do a great job at adapting to your surroundings. You have a unique perspective on the world which allows you to do what you want, but you can be a bit reckless sometimes. Thankfully, there's never a dull moment when you're around.

You're a crooked dick

You are a perfectionist. You're extremely focused and you've almost mastered your area of expertise, but you tend to pay too much attention to detail. It's easy for you to worry yourself to death over the smaller things. You should try celebrating the small victories instead of the small mistakes, that'll help you see the bigger picture most likely.

You're a micro dick

You're extremely confident in yourself! And rightfully so! Because you're really great, but remember everyone poops. And everyone's poop stinks. So don't let your ego get too inflated. You should be thankful for _Super Mario Bros._, because of them, [Super Mushroom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-k4zxou7Y) has a positive connotation.

You're a mushroom dick

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