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17 Tweets About Kids That'll Have You On The Floor Laughing

"I love you too, but you're, like, really annoying."

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Heard this little girl in the Wal-Mart parking lot say "I love you mommy" and the mom sighed and said "I love you t… https://t.co/AudPxjVxpH

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Just taught my son "The Nod". My job as a father is compete for at least the next 2-3 yrs.

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We taught our baby sign language. This is the sign for "help." You're welcome.

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I pay for this boy to go to after school clubs and he makes shit like this 😭😭😭

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My 6yo Santa skeptic was told to write a letter to Santa at school. So he did...

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My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye"

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LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just walked in on my son eating wings in the bathtub 😭😭😭

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Your kids are going to do things they shouldn’t. It helps if you married someone with a sense of humour.

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I tried talking cute pics of them and this happend😂

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SON: you're pretty ME: aww SON: even when you just waked up you're so pretty ME: awww SON: can i have Doritos for lunch ME: there it is

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My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services.

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I cut the crust off my daughter's PB&J and I swear to god I heard her whisper that I'm her bitch now.

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My kid just drew a picture of me and it looks how I feel.

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My son just said, mom your butt is the same size as your belly🤰🏽Is this a good thing? 👀

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my son just locked himself in a dog cage. ....so we're thinking harvard.

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