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    Sep 28, 2015

    14 Types Of People At Every College Party

    "I'm not even that drunk guys."

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    1. The enlightened stoner whose Philosophy 101 course inspires their freethinking outside of class.

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    2. The sports enthusiast who takes beer pong way too seriously, finding their way into games they aren’t even playing with a celeb shot.

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    3. The person that avoids interaction with people but has in-depth conversations with the house pet.

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    4. The couple that spends most of the night in a heated argument only to project some shameless PDA an hour later.

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    5. The kid with an extremely high alcohol tolerance that is obviously way too young to be at the party.

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    6. The partier who's had one too many Fireball shots to the point of no return, yet insists they're totally fine.

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    7. The person who tries to live out their Coyote Ugly fantasy and ends up dancing on the nearest coffee table.

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    8. The one who steals the fridge magnets and whatever else they can fit in their pockets.

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    9. The person who ALWAYS hosts the most epic ragers, reminding you that their house is the ultimate party hub — but leaves you wondering how they could live under these conditions.

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    10. The one who enthusiastically makes new friends while waiting in the bar's bathroom line.

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    11. The person that tries to round everyone up to make a food run to Taco Bell at 2 a.m.

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    12. The person who always kills the party vibe by playing obscure music that no one else enjoys.

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    13. The person who won't stop taking selfies until the storage on their phone is full.

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    14. The person that avoids eye contact, because no one knows who they are.

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