24 Tweets You'll Probably Go To Hell For Laughing At
"Which member of Migos is Bishop T.D. Jakes?"
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Chad (@NeilBrownJr) flew to the front of the church to get saved #InsecureHBO @insecurehbo
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When your preacher starts to pray for you at the altar
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Main pastor: he’s the apostle of our time, a leader, a true visionary, he has been married for 15 years and is blessed with 4 beautiful godly children........ Guest preacher: https://t.co/NQQW4Zf3CJ
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I CAN FEEL THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD AND I’M GONNA GET MY BLESSING RIGHT NOW
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“THIS NIGGA LOVE GOD”
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Aretha walking into heaven.
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IM CRYING LAUGHING
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The organ player at church when the preacher starts sweating and getting ready to catch the Holy Ghost
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Me when the choir starts singing "Melodies From Heaven":
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My guy just volleyed the Holy Ghost
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When the person next to u at church start speaking in tongues before benediction
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How you sit in church after the pastor described your exact situation.
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When you go to church to hear the word and the preacher starts talking about your sins
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Which member of Migos is Bishop T.D. Jakes?
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Granny came through with the church shuffle lol
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When you passing the collection plate wondering if they gone miss that 10 you bout to take
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I prayed with some guy and he later snaps me saying ‘Hm I like the way you pray. Imma need more of that 😈’ Bro???????????
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Black churches everywhere Sunday: “I know the Incredibles 2 came out yesterday but how many of you know we serve an Incredible God” https://t.co/QNhC2Lv0mi
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The first time Jay Z heard Melodies From Heaven by Kirk Franklin.
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“On the third day, Jesus ain’t dance, he ain’t pull up his pants, but he moved that rock away!”
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The awkward moment when u go to church and accidentally sit next to your ex, and the pastor says 'turn to your neighbor and say...'its not yet over' :) :) https://t.co/jcFF8RT1oz
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@MatthewACherry Consider it done
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the MOST high https://t.co/CCPpqXI4XY