Buzz·Posted on Jun 22, 201824 Random Tweets That Will Take A Second For You To Register How Funny They Are"Toss a church on me."by Pedro FequiereBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Wheel Of Fortune Answers @wofanswers TOSS A CHURCH ON ME 09:38 PM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nicole Hagel @nhagel77 I did a blood test to see how allergic I am to tree nuts and it came back and said I wasn’t allergic to them anymore. Today I went into the allergist and tried a cashew for the first time!! Long story short, I’m still allergic and I almost died. They called me a “rare case” 🙃 03:54 PM - 18 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. arty boy @Ian323 What it’s like being the only one in the room high 07:32 PM - 18 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. e-mo @fIame Wakanda forever 01:08 AM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ⚠️ 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞 ⚠️ @LuvahBwoi And the parent of the year award goes to... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 02:12 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ihab. @Ihab8knicks My dad wanted to make a reservation at a restaurant and they told him that they were completely booked, minutes later he called back claiming to be the prime minister of Morocco..... we got the best table in the place and the chef answer him to sign a plate and take a pic w him😭 https://t.co/Yx2hdlK5Zf 11:09 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sophie @sophieinnes_ Sitting in a bar in malia and we ask the guy to take a picture of us, and he was like do u want the dog in the pic, and we were like aye why not, result being https://t.co/E9gceO9qvk 10:29 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ZAGGA ✊🏾 #TRiBE @ZAGGAMUSIC Me: I’ve seen it all Life: 08:34 PM - 18 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mis Bèl 🇭🇹 @MissTit_4_Tat I just seen a post that said “After I pay my rent I like to stay home a few days and get my moneys worth”... I really felt that in my soul lol 03:28 PM - 11 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jon Levine @LevineJonathan Someone decided to use a drone with a flamethrower to clear debris from power lines and now my life is complete 07:08 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ámaris @AmbitiousAmaris I felt this shit on a personal level 02:50 PM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. k @__kayde when I throw the box away with all the instructions to make the food before I even start cooking 01:51 AM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. gino @nukethehippies International House Of Boy have you lost yo mind cause I’ll help you find it! 02:23 AM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. rupaul’s titty contour @th0tcouture HmmHmmmRrRRmmmRrmmmhUUUuuuRRrrrrrMMMMMMMMMMMAAeehhhhM https://t.co/5jTyfsA4Yy 03:48 PM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry When you take a bedsheet out the dryer. 10:14 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Young M.A @YoungMAMusic 😂 02:28 AM - 20 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. the hood oracle @madblackthot I’m gonna show YOU how to shut the hell up and mind your business when no one asked for your opinion 05:37 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. homme fatale @gayhefner me & my best friend walking in to see the incredibles 2 after beating up kids in the parking lot 10:53 PM - 14 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Minah ❤️ @Worst_Addiction Y’all please look at this video of a Chick-fil-A employee running down a car that drove off without part of their order. I am in tears😭😭😭 https://t.co/LieK4C1pwG 03:54 PM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. B. @brittneyniggy Houston mf Texas hoe 09:52 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. twenty-kate-teen @katefeetie ME: I look cute MIRRORS: you look cute STORE WINDOWS: you look cute OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what’s up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch 02:37 AM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ta-Ty ✨ @_tatyonnaaa___ I've been laughing at this biology joke for 10 minutes now: What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis https://t.co/2rg1BOE9Zc 01:57 AM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Gym Hardaway @EvilGeniusJey Whenever y’all say lebron is more influential than AI, just look at this ridiculous picture 04:31 PM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. M E R R @MariahMusgrove7 So I posted a picture of me wearing my brothers shirt today and he texted me asking if I was wearing his shirt and my response was “i dont know, it was in my laundry”. Not even 5 minutes later I received this picture.... https://t.co/k9ssIHX4f4 10:20 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite