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21 Tweets Guaranteed To Crack Anyone With A Job Up

'"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9 AM.'

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lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now

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When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like

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when me and my favorite coworker are scheduled at the same time

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when i'm done using the bathroom at work but remember i could stay a little longer and use my phone

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"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am

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Me: I’m not doing shit my boss can kiss my ass *boss walks in* Me:

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You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon:

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when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick

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STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today

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when your co workers are struggling and you just clocked out

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my coworker just passed me this v v v important file at the end of the work day

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we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it

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RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT

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Coworker: “Ooo you on Twitter, what’s your twitter?” Me:

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my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u

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me: (texting boss) we still on for work today? boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri

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When me & a coworker are talking having a conversation and a customer bothers us for help

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me and my favorite coworker waiting for a customer to go away so we can go back to talking shit about them

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When your co-workers try to talk to you on your lunch break