Buzz·Posted on Jan 17, 201821 Tweets Guaranteed To Crack Anyone With A Job Up'"It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9 AM.'by Pedro FequiereBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. dan mentos @DanMentos lol my boss just called me into his office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now 04:39 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Average Nobody @Imn0taaron When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like 01:10 PM - 29 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Swear Trek @swear_trek work problems 04:01 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin when me and my favorite coworker are scheduled at the same time 06:50 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. fat bully @ricardojkay when i'm done using the bathroom at work but remember i could stay a little longer and use my phone 06:38 PM - 26 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. PUBG Expert @MichaelSmartGuy "It's five o'clock somewhere" I say as I leave work at 9am 01:46 PM - 20 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. TZA @Twonesterr Me: I’m not doing shit my boss can kiss my ass *boss walks in* Me: 11:14 PM - 17 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: 10:56 AM - 18 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. junebug spade. @BaebyHuey when you gotta greet your boss after they wouldn't let you call out sick 03:23 AM - 14 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Baby New Year’s Full Diaper @MarkAgee STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today 04:17 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Leek @Younghuevona when your co workers are struggling and you just clocked out 12:41 AM - 20 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Claudia Oshry @girlwithnojob When you get a work email at 5:01 10:48 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Isabelia Herrera @jabladoraaa my coworker just passed me this v v v important file at the end of the work day 10:44 PM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. rap game glenna @glenna_opt we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote "please take me with you" in it 03:51 PM - 20 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT 12:59 AM - 03 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. PRE-KARDASHIAN KANYE @CushKobain Coworker: “Ooo you on Twitter, what’s your twitter?” Me: 10:11 PM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Semra @SemraDurmisevic my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u 05:45 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. slick @dlicj me: (texting boss) we still on for work today? boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we're "on" for work every day mon-fri 04:12 PM - 14 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. FREDDY @FreddyAmazin When me & a coworker are talking having a conversation and a customer bothers us for help 07:13 PM - 29 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. fat bully @ricardojkay me and my favorite coworker waiting for a customer to go away so we can go back to talking shit about them 07:56 PM - 27 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 6'7 Igwe @SheWantsTheVic When your co-workers try to talk to you on your lunch break 07:39 PM - 23 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite