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    Updated on Jan 20, 2019. Posted on Jan 19, 2019

    19 Tweets About Food That Will Give You A Laugh-Induced Stomachache

    "You know what sounds good right now?"

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    the earth is actually a donut n the reason the sky is blue is because you see the ocean above you

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    nobody : my fat ass : you know what sound good right now?

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    All the black Clemson players eating their Big Macs at the White House...

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    ok, i have a confession. one time when i was doing a chem lab i purposefully ripped a hole in my glove, poured a (mild) acid on my hand, & my skin got irritated so my professor let me leave early all so i could go get an Einsteins Bagel. thank u for ur time

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    office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left

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    Quick breakfast the Haitian way ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น Bonjou!!

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    i feel disrespected by the shift in candy size naming from "king size" to "sharing size". i don't share candy. im the king

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    THEREโ€™S A DOG SITTING AT THIS BAR WEARING A HAT AND EATING AND EVERYONE IS JUST PRETENDING LIKE ITS NO BIG DEAL???

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    Dating is shit so Iโ€™m marrying this bowl of ramen

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    Omg my chest ๐Ÿ˜ญ hoooomahgawd ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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    Donโ€™t tell me immigrants donโ€™t support this country https://t.co/9bnytFdQsF

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    Dirty Soda, spike lee, white girl, iced tea fully loaded AP....

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    This guy is a legend. They told him he couldnโ€™t take his margarita glass home...so he took his margarita home. He deserves an award.

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