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    33 Crazy Stocking Stuffers

    Too full? Can't move? We get it, so we did your holiday shopping for you! You’re stuck on the couch (because you celebrated last night or you’re already mid-food coma and avoiding the in-laws), right? Pass the time and shop online from this mega-awesome list we put together —assuming you can lift your arm or move your wrist long enough to browse through them all.

    Bob Ross Finger Puppet

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Why paint your fingernails when you could have a painter ON your fingernails?

    Oreo Dunking Spoon

    Via amazon.com

    Too soon to talk about food, again? NEVER.

    Camouflage Bandaids

    Via amazon.com

    Now when you're camping, the animals won’t see your boo boos.

    Batman Apron

    Via shoppbs.org

    For the Souperhero in you! (Other Souperhero options available)

    Infectious Disease Balls

    Via thinkgeek.com

    You’re squeezing a stress ball that reminds you, “things could be worse.”

    Glow-in-the-dark Toilet Paper

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Gives a whole new meaning to “flash light.”

    Grocery Bag Holder

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Because two trips are for babies.

    Higgs Boson Watch

    Via shoppbs.org

    The Higgs Boson is free of charge. This watch, unfortunately, isn’t.

    Lightsaber Toothbrush

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    A REAL Star Wars fan would brush their teeth with the hand that wasn't cut off by Vader.

    Ninja-Bread Cookie Cutters

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Your cookies will come out HI-YA in protein.

    Offensive Business Cards

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Oh, it says my employer right here: Nunya. NUNYA BUSINESS.

    Color Changing Shower Head

    Via amazon.com

    As if you didn’t know your shower was Red Hot or Frozen Blue before.

    Pen Cap Utensils

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Mixing business with pleasure never tasted so good.

    PBS Tee-Shirts

    Via shoppbs.org

    Because every family has a #PBSnerd!

    Personalized Superheros

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Because you can’t spell Captain America without “me.”

    Fork Pizza Slicer

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Will single-handedly put the knife companies out of business.

    Scrabble Magnets

    Via shoppbs.org

    Will come in handy for all future grocery lists.

    Grippy Car Dashboard

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    The only time we can say “we need more sticky situations.”

    Wrist-Watch Post-It Notes

    Via amazon.com

    What time is i…. OOPS. (better late than never, right?)

    Caped Socks

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    These little piggies saved the day!

    Credit Card Tool Kit

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Itty bitty teeny weeny credit card-sized screwdriver-ini.

    Manliest Mustaches

    Via amazon.com

    We mustache you to give these to friends.

    USB Wall Outlet

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Regular outlets are SO 2000s.

    PBS Ornaments

    Via shoppbs.org

    Don’t forget to leave tea and biscuits for Santa.

    Magic Wand Remote Control

    Via thinkgeek.com

    Wingardium channel-change-o!

    Faucet Water Fountain

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    Warning: small children may line up behind you and ask for a “boost.”

    Tangle-Free Zip-Up Headphones

    USB Rechargeable Batteries

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    You can’t recharge energizer bunnies, can you?

    Dr. Who Pony

    Via thinkgeek.com

    DOCTOR WHOOVES. Need we say more?

    Instant Underpants

    Via thinkgeek.com

    In case of emergency, you can carry these in your BRIEFcase.

    8-Bit Sunglasses

    Via thinkgeek.com

    Too cool for old school.

    Beer Soap

    Via thinkgeek.com

    Perfect for the frat boy in all of us.

    iPhone Speaker Amplifier

    Via thisiswhyimbroke.com

    These are a blast. GET IT? Just like this list!

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