I'm Paul Reilly. I'm complicated.
A haiku, you say?
Correct! This is a haiku!
Yeah, this haiku sucks.
[x] - Find Diablo 2 CD (new one ordered and received and never played again!)
[ ] - Wrestle a black bear
[ ] - Be important enough for Wikipedia
[ ] - Solve a Rubik's cube
[ ] - Grave rob a dead celebrity
[MTW] - Finish a NYT crossword for every weekday
[done with aid of bear-proof suit] - Wrestle a brown bear
[win by points in round 12] - Wrestle a black bear
[ ] - Wrestle a grizzly bear
[ ] - Wrestle a polar bear
[ ] - Outlive my children