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paulholmes

Editor of The Velvet Onion, writer for Music News, journalist for hire, oversized hobbit & side-show curiosity. All views aired are my own!

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  • 47 Game Of Thrones Actors Who Have Appeared In Doctor Who

    As Season Five of Game of Thrones comes to an end this weekend, and Doctor Who fans wait impatiently for the Time Lord's return in the Autumn, there's an awful lot of cross-over between the two shows to date. Then again, there's also a lot of cross-over with now-defunct British cop show The Bill, but that's another story, and not nearly as cool, so we'll concentrate on two of the biggest shows on the planet, eh?

  • Now That's What I Call Doctor Who!

    Former Doctor Who star Arthur Darvill went viral this week with his take on Disney's Let It Go. But he's not the first Doctor Who star to take to song...

  • Bad Boyz: Argos Edition

    A man from Manchester's Moss Side area is trying to get hold of a Playstation 4, and Argos reassure him he'll get one in epic fashion.

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    paulholmes commented on 11 Everyday Things That Won’t Exist In 10 Years' Time

    Physical media is far more convenient than any digital platform I've yet to experience, especially in terms of entertainment! Gimme something tangible any day.

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    paulholmes commented on 19 People Who Need A Stern Talking-To

    Number 5, and the future TV writer... Sorry, but someone virtually beat you to it. The third series of The League of Gentlemen basically does this. Each episode is a different story with a cliffhanger. Each cliffhanger ends in the same place at the same time, but isn't directly linked… 

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    paulholmes commented on 26 Pictures That Will Leave You Asking A Lot Of Questions

    #18 isn't a romance novel. It's the cover of a comedy book by the fantastic comedian David Bussell. Check him out!

    1/21/2016

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    paulholmes commented on 21 Amazing Secret Places To Find In London

    Those Space Invaders are also in Manchester! Dotted all across the city!!!

    1/5/2016

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    paulholmes commented on 29 Childhood Snacks That Sadly Didn't Return In 2015

    You can still buy Fizzy Jerks in places like Cybercandy. And Cartoonies are basically Hello Panda which any Chinese supermarket will stock in a variety of flavours. But I see your list and raise you FIENDISH FEET and banana flavoured Penguin Biscuits.

    11/30/2015

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    paulholmes commented on Here's How Many Women Actually Appear On BBC Comedy Panel Shows

    Daisy Donovan presented the very underrated panel show Does Doug Know back in 2002. So Toskvig isn't the first... But these stats are still disappointing.

    10/15/2015

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    paulholmes commented on 48 People You Haven't Thought About For At Least 20 Years

    I have thought of an awful lot of those people recently. Never heard of #14, #20. Don't remember #16. Had genuinely forgot about #38, #39, #42-45. A fair few of the others have been on telly recently - and I saw Why Bird for real a few months back! Richard O'Brien can never… 

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