25 Ridiculous Gum Flavors You Didn’t Know Existed

Even Willy Wonka couldn’t concoct these insane flavors.

1. Bacon gumballs

With the weird taste of smoked pork in your mouth, you can now make piggy bubbles and give greasier kisses. Ready for this culinary adventure?

2. No Time Gum

No time to brush your teeth? No problem - if you’ve got No Time Gum!

3. TV Dinner Gumballs

The perfect gum to chew during a Brady Bunch marathon.

4. Thanksgiving Gumballs

Enjoy the flavors of a festive holiday feast anytime.

5. Man Smell Gum

This new kind of chewing gum called ‘Otoko Kaoru’.

6. Popcorn & Cola Gumballs

Going to the movies is great, but what’s up with that overpriced soda and over-salted popcorn? Savvy film fanatics skip the snack bar and sneak in a tin of our Popcorn & Cola Cinema Gum.

7. Spicy Ghost Pepper Gumballs

Each piece is coated in cinnamon and the Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Pepper) chili pepper, which is the spiciest in the world.

8. Egg Nog Bubblegum

Good all year round.

9. Wasabi Gumballs

The ultimate sushi experience.

10. Frank & Beans Bubble Gum

Without the campfire smell on your clothes.

11. Xylish Platinum: Mint Chardonnay Flavor

“Smell drunk, stay sober.”

12. Absinthe Gumballs

“Commune with your muse while chewing Absinthe Gumballs.”

13. Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum

Enough said.

14. Cat Hairball Bubble Gum

And PETA approves.

15. Pickle Gumballs

Extra briny.

16. Snowman Poop Gumballs

Because you’ve always wanted to eat a snowman’s poop.

17. Sex Gum for Men

This Japanese gum was produced “for men who wish to remain young, strong, and virile for a lifetime. Increase your testosterone naturally and get back that sexual performance you had when you were younger.”

18. Lump O’ Coal Gum

The perfect Christmas present for people you hate (or, you know, love).

19. Meatball Bubble Gum

Though the companies swears they don’t taste like meat…

20. Roast Beef Bubble Gum

Looks like Willy Wonka was right about this one…

21. Cactus Mint

I don’t even know.

22. Ballpark Bubble Gum

Comes in three flavors: hot dogs, peanuts, and beer.

23. Gourmet Foie Gras Bubble Gum

A French meal in one bite.

24. Obama Berry Chewing Gum

Presidential flavored? Not entirely sure what that tastes like.

25. Zombie Poop Bubble Gum

They’re actually lemon-lime flavored treats, but still.

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