1. Scary Mary
Hide your children
2. What Did We Do Last Night?
Should we worry about Allan?
3. Don’t Hire Mrs. Doubtfire
I’m addicted to my children.
4. The Scranton Strangler
People seem to think he’s one of us.
5. A Black Christmas For Kevin McCallister
I wish they would all just disappear.
6. It’s Not Always Sunny in Philadelphia: The D.E.N.N.I.S System
I haven’t even begun to peak.
7. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Asylum
Nobody ever comes in; and nobody ever comes out.
8. Uncle What-the-F*** ??
Who’s going to watch the kids?
9. IT’S KRAMER
Suddenly, the great beast appeared before me.
10. What the Fu**sutawney is going on in Punxsutawney?
He’s a real catch.
11. Slash to the Future
I must be out of my mind.
12. What’s wrong with Milton?
That’s the last straw.
13. School of Shock
They thought they could trust him with their children.
14. Beethoven Gone Wrong
Have you always been a dog lover?
15. The Rain Man
I do know that his brain doesn’t work like other people.
16. Evan’s Secret
I kinda have this problem… And it’s not even that big of a deal.
17. Who’s That New Girl?
Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.
18. What Happens in the Notebook, Stays in the Notebook
It’s beautiful what you did.
19. The Sound of Horror
I trust you can stay longer than the last one.
She was my special friend.