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    Ichabod Crane Reacts To The Government Shutdown

    Sleepy Hollow's 18th century man did not fight in the Revolutionary War for this shit.

    It's all a little complicated, are you sure you want me to—

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    Fine, if you say so. Let's go.

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    So first of all the government is currently shut down.

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    In order to keep running every year, Congress has to pass a funding bill. Which they didn't.

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    Mostly because it included some healthcare stuff Democrats and Republicans can't seem to agree on.

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    I mean, that's a little harsh. Although they DID put off debating it until literally the last minute...

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    Pretty much. So now if you need a loan, a passport, or to visit a national park, tough shit.

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    Also a bunch of people who work for the government have been put on furlough.

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    Although the president's still getting paid.

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    And so's Congress.

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    Er, and we're also about to max out 16 trillion dollars of debt.

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    Mostly because it doesn't affect our internet connection, to be honest.

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    Now you're just being rude.

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    On the upside, there are no apocalyptic headless horsemen on the loose! Yet.

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    And guess what!? Starbucks is still open!

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    No, but, there aren't exactly—oh, forget it.

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    I tried.

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