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Definitive Proof That Chris Hemsworth Is An Actual Norse God

Everyone loves Loki, yeah, yeah, but can we take a moment to appreciate actual Norse God Chris Hemsworth?

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Hi. This is Chris Hemsworth.

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(AKA That Dude Who Plays Thor)

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Tom Hiddleston may be Prince Charming, but Chris Hemsworth is an actual GOD.

Here he is in a suit.

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Here he is rescuing the fedora from perdition and raising it up for all of mankind.

Just before elevating this formerly-dirty mustache to divinity.

If you look closely, he actually has eight abs, as is common to most Norse gods.

Doctors have written entire papers on his inhuman shoulder to waist ratio.

Also, back dimples.

He has a wingspan of six feet.*

*Or something. Does it matter?
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*Or something. Does it matter?

This is in fact a fully-grown human in his arms. His arms are just THAT big.

Also omg what a cute daddy.
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Also omg what a cute daddy.

Not that he's one to brag.

And here he is blinding Tom Hiddleston with his Divine Derp Face™.

No human has eyes this color.

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....Even without CGI. BRB, lost in the ocean of his gaze.

/tangled in eyelashes, one sec.
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/tangled in eyelashes, one sec.

Also also, an adorable goofball.

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He's... persevering. Bless.

Watch where you point those hips, Chris.

Brace yourself, for here is his almighty smile.

Unlike most mere mortals, he is immune to bad weather.

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And in fact he derives more power from it.

And, okay, so if not a Norse god, he is at LEAST an angel.

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As evidenced by his ability to rock this heavenly all-white ensemble, obviously.

Either way.

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PS here he is with his demi-god brother.

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Amen.

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