Definitive Proof That Chris Hemsworth Is An Actual Norse God
Everyone loves Loki, yeah, yeah, but can we take a moment to appreciate actual Norse God Chris Hemsworth?
Hi. This is Chris Hemsworth.
(AKA That Dude Who Plays Thor)
Here he is in a suit.
Here he is rescuing the fedora from perdition and raising it up for all of mankind.
Just before elevating this formerly-dirty mustache to divinity.
If you look closely, he actually has eight abs, as is common to most Norse gods.
Doctors have written entire papers on his inhuman shoulder to waist ratio.
Also, back dimples.
He has a wingspan of six feet.*
This is in fact a fully-grown human in his arms. His arms are just THAT big.
Not that he's one to brag.
And here he is blinding Tom Hiddleston with his Divine Derp Face™.
No human has eyes this color.
....Even without CGI. BRB, lost in the ocean of his gaze.
Also he's just plain sweet.
Also also, an adorable goofball.
He's... persevering. Bless.
Watch where you point those hips, Chris.