1. Step 1: Denial
Who cares about Comic-Con, anyway? Not you. Never. Comic-Con sucks.
19. Step 2: Anger
THIS ISN’T FAIR AND YOU HATE EVERYONE. YOU SHOULD BE AT COMIC-CON, NOT THEM. YOU DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT.
AND NO, YOU WILL NOT STOP USING CAPS LOCK, DAMN IT.
29. Step 3: Bargaining
It’s not too late. Sure, Comic-Con already started and you live all the way across the country, but you’re clever. You can find a way.
35. Step 4: Depression
Just… ugh. Remember how you’re still not at Comic-Con?
42. Step 5: Acceptance
You can really only feel sorry for yourself for so long. Polish off the self loathing with some ice cream and a marathon of Battlestar Galactica and then pick yourself up off the floor, because…
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- President Trump said he will skip the White House correspondents' dinner. On Friday, he called the media "the enemy of the people."
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- Here's the beef: Rapper Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj in a new diss track, and she fired back with a Beyoncé endorsement 😱